She's better off serving some love to a fellow Russian star, who's closer to her age and reaching his peak at the same time she is.
These two winter sports stars would go together better than ice and snow.
Young professional athletes usually have no problem finding rabid fans, big-dollar endorsement deals and nightly appearances on Sports Center.
Can't you just imagine the two cuddling together by a fire after a day of boarding and ice skating?
White, a gold medal Olympic snowboarder, has already indicated he has the hots for Sasha and the two looked pretty cosey together at one of White's recent parties.
Despite the triumphant reaction of Sharapova and some of those around her following the reduction of her suspension from two years to 15 months by the Court of Arbitration for Sport earlier this month, the inescapable fact is that the Russian is still banned because she tested positive for what the World Anti-Doping Agency considers to be a performance-enhancing drug.
Even if you take at face value Sharapova’s assertion that she had been taking Meldonium (under its trade name of Mildronate) for genuine health reasons since 2006 and that the tennis authorities had failed to give sufficient warning that the drug was being placed on the banned list from the start of this year, an athlete remains responsible for any substance entering their body.
Sharapova is the teen tennis queen, who won the 2006 US Open, while Ovechkin is the superstar sniper on the Washington Capitals.
Sharapova is currently dating fellow tennis star, Andy Roddick - but that relationship is destined to hit a nosedive faster than Mandy Moore's acting career or his once-great tennis game.
Just in case some of these pro athletes are surfing on Kidzworld, we've put together a list of sports stars who make the perfect match.
They're both Russian athletes at the top of their game.
"Now I'm concentrated entirely on the game and I'm sure the results will soon be seen…This is the summer of a new beginning for me," he said.