The only window is high on the wall, over a tall filing cabinet, and opens into a well, below ground level.
My thanks therefore to A Modern Military Mother for alerting me to the fact that for the good people of the USA it is National Wanking Month.
Time was, in the UK anyhoo, that Nanny preached about the evils of wanking wrt it causing madness, blindness, fatigues etc.
Anyhoo, the fact that Nanny is now telling us to do something that she once told us not to do just shows how ridiculous she is, and also demonstrates that we should always take her advice with a large pinch of salt (which she also doesn't approve of).
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
All squeezed in to the beer and cider corner and spent 20 minutes talking among themselves... Hopefully I can provide the full update next Saturday, but until then I'm...
Thinking of Brucie - who IS Britain's oldest celebrity now? It's a funny old game, this News Biscuit thing. There's a Sharpehunter about I didn’t suspect, or even think about, Mr John Ffetch Cocksucker being Sharpehunter until he called me Saltire.
Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast... "Barrymore's Career 'Would Be Saved If Arrested By A Different Policeman' Claim." Barrymore claims that his career was destroyed by him being arrested. Vic Reeves I'm sure he divides opinion, but I've always been a fan.