Fuck your noise cancelling headphones and Pomodoro timers, your fucking to-do lists, apps, notes, sticky notes, and God knows what else. Robot is kind of like you, because you like to geek out on that shit. Keep laughing about how HBO’s Silicon Valley is realistic instead of asking why. I never had to shift a bit in a C array in my life! Fucking DAU’s, WAU’s, MAU’s, ARPU, LTV, CPM, CPI, CPC, PPC, CPA, CTR, SEO, ASO, Yo Y, Wo W, Fuck over Fuck. And the fucking networking events, my fucking lord.
[Intro:] Tell me you’re wild, wanna die, wanna uh [Hook:] God only knows what I might do God only knows what I might do I don't fuck with god I'm my own proof (SBE!
my soul lose 6 inches on my sword, I need like Kung-Fu Take two of these I feel like Goku [Verse 2:] I feel like Goku Like GG Allin, Don't be fucking up my fun Pink skies, fuck life bitch, you know I fuck I'm smoking purple snakes I'll never be done, got a stun gun Making songs like it's my last one Tryna get this cash you know it's coming son 61 sum never done, never done Chain made Swiss lace A bow and arrow when I come through Mirror antique I'm not looking like you I don't work for you I don't do nothing for you I do it for me-e-e-e, lil bitch!
You’re not Elon Musk- you ain’t Marissa Mayer, you’re not going to get to space, and you won’t build the next Space X. Fuck your open space floor plans- You really think Zucks builds Facebook’s 2017 roadmap while a nerf war is raging outside? Fuck working out of garages and fuck your 2.5 square meters “workspace”. Fuck the transparency trend, the post mortem and the 5 whys. Fuck having a Design sprint in EVERY sprint, pushing to production 100 times a day, using no staging environment and building a micro services architecture.
Nobody gives a fuck that Elon musk is working 100 hours a week, and that Marissa Mayer pulling in a 130 hour work week while still breastfeeding her newborns. You should celebrate any day that you don’t have to sell off another part of your company. Fuck you for telling me that TV is a waste of time but you’re all about the Netflix and chill. And I never got a compilation error on a white board, when I need a hash set in Java I just use Hash Set- I don’t fucking care about the complexity of this code block because I can afford another EC2 instance! Everyone there is the CEO of something-something and they’re all building a MVP to disrupt the who gives a fuck market and that hockey-stick growth is guaranteed.
Hubud brings Fuck Up Nights to Bali with the aim to change the conversation around failure. Fuck Up Nights is a global movement where stories of failed businesses and projects are told, questioned and celebrated.
This global movement was born in Mexico in 2012 and since then hundreds of people attend each event to hear three to four entrepreneurs share their failures.
Drop 'em all, linoleum, who gassed 'em like petroleum? Bitch [Interlude: Jarren Benton Dizzy Wright] Look man, I didn't wanna do it to y'all niggas, man I liked y'all niggas, you know what I'm sayin'?
Get murked by me, Dizz and that nigga from Nickelodeon Dame said he hirin', we need some custodians I bet your label fuck you in the ass with no petroleum Mr. But goddamn, y'all pushed us, man We didn't even call your name We know y'all niggas ain't got money Your goddamn Motown, Philly, suit wearin' ass nigga Old goddamn Boyz II Men lookin' nigga MC Brain, goddamn tied shirt wearin' ass nigga Old goddamn r&b singer lookin' mothafuckas Man, aye fuck this shit, Dizzy You niggas done fucked up I'ma light the dizzy, OG I'ma let my lil' nigga get you Bad career move, nigga I ain't even wastin' no time, we got canned goods, nigga We gon' help feed y'all niggas Let's go!
You try to make me feel bad because I woke up at 6AM.