To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use. These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too. But have you ever tried to use one on a man before? [Read: 9 hot blowjob secrets to drive him wild with desire] #4 Nice shirt! #5 If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I for one would instantly propose to the girl who came up and asked me 'How many camels can I buy you for? If for some reason a chat up line hasn't worked, please comment below and we'll either fix it or give you a brand new one totally free - that's the bona fide Hexjam guarantee.
Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Girls, women, whatever you want to refer to the fairer sex as – they are not these pure, chastised creatures many in the media make them out to be.
I hope you already knew this, but I had to make sure we are on the same page.
And when it's time to go to the mall Girl: I need to go shopping.
Girl: 'Cause she doesn't like me and I don't like her. You've practically seen each other inside out yet there's no tension. But those guys who have a girl best friend and those girls who have a guy best friend can vouch for all the crazy, fun, dramatic, disgusting and nonsense things that are discussed and exhibited day in and day out. So if you're one of those who are LUCKY enough to have a girl/guy best friend, here are some conversations that you've definitely been part of. A friend in need is a friend indeed Girl: Let's go out. Boy (long pause): If that means you'll take another thirty minutes to get ready, no. And since you already know this, you should also know that every girl enjoys a bit of sexting from time to time. It’s biology 😉 If you’re reading this article and thinking, “Hmmm, I wonder why I never get any sexts from girls? You’re not getting any sexts because you’re probably doing one of a few things wrong. Not the “oh he’s cute and maybe I’ll let him take me on a few dates” type of attraction. Why am I following this stranger into his apartment” type of sexual attraction.If she’s not sexually into you, you probably won’t be getting any sexts, naked pictures or dirty talking from her. Those wrongly 'timed' conversations Girl: Can't come out today.