By the next morning, millions of people around the globe have weighed in on the matter, asking mostly the same questions: Why would she? Hell, even the panty-waists at The New York Times will devote a column to the topic.From where we’re standing, the answer is simple: She’s a grown-ass woman, we paid her a pretty penny and half the earth’s population wanted to see her naked.
BOSTON–Snuggling up together in the peaceful serenity of the Massachusetts General Hospital radiology room, sources confirmed Thursday that New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski was surprised by his girlfriend with an afternoon of relaxing couple’s CAT scans.
CHICAGO—Saying that he alone could determine the legitimacy the woman’s claim, area man Luke Haggerty will be the judge of whether coworker Delia Carroll is actually a true baseball fan, sources confirmed Wednesday.
Aside from the clickety-clack of her stilettos, the studio is dead silent.
Moments later, having wended her way in front of the camera, Lindsay Lohan stares playfully into the lens–through it, in fact.
His story has made global headlines and received Trump’s support after the parents raised money for the baby to undergo experimental treatment, despite the European Court of Human Rights’s ruling that the hospital can take him off life support. She will also appear in the upcoming British comedy “Sick Note” opposite Rupert Grint.
During the 2016 election, Lohan gave a cryptic endorsement of Hillary Clinton, with the phrase “I couldn’t understand you more.” After the election results declared Trump the winner, she tweeted, “Retweet if you want a recount.” That tweet has since been deleted.
“She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” during the lavish four-day affair, where guests included Ellen von Unwerth, Sara Sampaio, Edward Spencer-Churchill and Micah Jesse.
“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy.
After widening her stance, she raises her chin and drops her arms to her sides, allowing her gold robe to slip from her shoulders.
Save for the expensive footwear, she is suddenly–mercifully–naked.
I also chose to keep my silence out of respect for Lindsay." However, he changed his mind upon hearing about the new interview."Today, I would like to state that all accusations made, and about to be made, by Lindsay against me are not true," he said.