London-based user Hashtag Knight took his tip right out of an episode of Friends, seeming to draw inspiration from a scene in which Joey verbally attacks his date for trying to help herself to his fries.
Needless to say there is no shortage of terrible advice for any romantics who are on the look-out for love and want to know exactly what not to do should they actually want to find their one true love.

They told me not to talk to him and to wait until he talked to me. --Ashley, 16"Right after my boyfriend and I broke up, my mom told me to go and get someone else because that was the fastest way to get over a guy.
Do you know how much you could hurt another person because you're on the rebound?
“After saying that I wanted to save my first kiss for my wedding day, [someone said]…’I think that’s excessive. Learn to tie the cherry stems with each other.'” —Briana P. “You don’t have to waste time dating just anyone, but sometimes it’s fun to make out with boys.” —Julianne W. “Be rude to him so you can come off as ‘feisty’ and [he’ll] like you more.” —Laura C. “Take what you can get, another chance may not come along.” —Sadie M. “Maybe you should lower your standards.” —Cristina H.
Maybe try changing yourself up a bit and see if that helps?
But there's something about the phrase “just be confident” that makes me cringe, especially when it comes to our love lives.
Over the past seven years, I’ve been fortunate enough to help more than three million women with their dating lives.
Guys like real girls."--Erica, 15"My friend once told me to make out with a guy to get him to like me.
I didn't and that was good, because today he says he respects me for not rushing it."--Taleni, 17 I asked my friends what I should do after I noticed a cute guy in the gym one day.
"--Lulu, 21"A friend advised me to date the best friend of the guy I liked to make him jealous.
Instead, he just thought I was a jerk."--Sarah, 16"My grandmother told me that if you stare a guy straight in the eye when they come to pick you up and walk toward them slowly, it would make them go crazy for you.
When my crush took me out on a date I did the exact thing.